assquake

The result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. Rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. Most recent account of an 'assquake" dates to Junes 24, 2012. JeneQua Jones III "stripper name - Seductive J" was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.

Guy: "dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night."
Friend: "are you kidding me? thats awesome!"
Guy: "yeah she went so hard she caused an "assquake".

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