The Game

If you think about the game, you lose. The only game in which the only way to win is to not think about it.

You just lost the game.

1: Ah! I just lost the game!
2: That's the first time I've lost in 3 years!

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Neak

1. A passive-aggressive way of calling some a neat freak

2. To bother someone excessively

A: I absolutely can't stand for a single item to be out of place in my house
B: *off to the side* Gosh, they're such a neak

A: I wish my mom would stop neaking me! It's not a phase, mom!

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Poob

The act of two people touching the ends of their index fingers together

1: Bro, pinky promise that you won't tell.
2: Nah dude, poob instead. It has more value

1: Why are they touching their fingers together?
2: They're poobing, bro

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Rawr XD

Literally translates to 'I love you' in Dinosaur

T-rex: Rawr XD
Velociraptor: omg same

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Drumple

The act of violently sniffing/inhaling another's hair

1: Ugh! What did you just do to my hair?
2: I just drumpled you, nothing to worry about.

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