My sister couldn't baby sit the kids for a week because she was on a vacation to greece so i had to hire a part time manny
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Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.
Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.
An incredibly common disease. this disease has several symptoms: A. you commonly forget the names of songz
B. you commonly forget the words to songs
EX. when you are singing a song in your head and you realize you have no idea what the words are, so you make a note to look up the lyrics, but when in front of a computer you go blank and fail to remember.
Person 1: dude I head a total songzhiemers fit today I could not remember that song by kelly clarkson, the new one what's the name again?
Person2: here I am?
Person1: yeah that's it. thanks man!