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got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

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third-eye material

Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.

"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."

-third-eye material

by magnoliak February 9, 2011

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