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When returning home and inserting the key coincides perfectly with the sense of immediate peeing which did not exist at all before. Some times makes you pretend walking while remaining at the same geographic coordinates. A combination of the words insert and pee.
Dude, key inpeesert is the worst thing to happen when wearing my salopeta and my ballet leotard. End of story.
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Returning home after holidays or after a wicked weekend and:
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.
Derived from the words entertainment and payment.
Joe: Dude, I went to da party! Three days of booze and titties... but jeez man getting home found out the cat had pissed out her ass all over the place..
Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.
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