the pardoner

the one who forgives you for your sins, in any way he decides suitable for you

i am the pardoner

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.

Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)