big feet

In men, suggestive that you are well-endowed; in women, suggestive that you are Paris Hilton.

She is embarrassed of her big feet.

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tge

Common misspelling by touchpad phones such as the iPhone of the word "the," never corrected by the iPhone -- proof positive that there is nothing as stupid as a smartphone.

Texting Boy: "Why do we have to fight all tge time?"

Texting Girl: "Tge?"

Texting Boy: "Oh you bloody phone, 'tge' is not a word!"

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Ashpocalypse

Rude and inconsiderate eruption of Icelandic volcano which suspended all air traffic into and out of Northern and Western Europe, in April of 2010, stranding hundreds of thousands of people and costing billions of dollars in damage.

The ashpocalypse has me sleeping in Heathrow for the fifth straight night; it's getting slightly uncomfortable.

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Beyonce Knowles

"Sasha Fierce's" alter ego. Very pretty and enormously popular but only modestly gifted R&B singer whose sole unique talent is infuriating legitimate R&B divas of the previous generation.

Beyonce Knowles got all Sasha Fierce when she went to return a Value Meal at McDonalds and the girls at the counter laughed at her.

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