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The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens that are incompetent and canât take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time
Fill in the blank
McDonalds is _____
A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain
John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess Iâll go to the chalet
A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself
John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*
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This is a bad definition, and example...
Iâve dug myself a hole an-
SPARTA
THIS IS SPARTA
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A pussy is another word for cat
What were you expecting ð
Ok fair enough
I thought I saw a pussy cat. I did, i did see a pussy cat
The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you donât pay people back
Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like Iâm made outta money?
Me: Made
Outta
Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins Iâll keep trying)
Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy
Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each otherâs dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME