Immediate Likeage

Immediate Likeage (n): When a friend posts a status update, photo, relationship status, etc, and you like it within an embarrassingly short amount of time, marking yourself permanently as some sort of Facebook stalker.

Facebook Newsfeed:

Gina Ferguson and Nicholas Sullivan are in a relationship.

(47 seconds later) Mallory Peterson likes this.

Gina: Good lord. Cool it with the immediate likeage.

Mallory: Sorry, my Facebook stalking threshold is high today.

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