chicken coop

Office job

Billy: Hey man, are you gonna go back to working in an office?
Ed: Nah, I don't ever want to go back to working in a chicken coop!

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Col. Kurtz

When an idealist undertakes a mission to bring under control a chaotic situation, only to be consumed by it and lose his sanity. Usually ends with an order to "terminate with extreme prejudice".

Bob: "Hey man, what happened to Billy?"
Tom: "He's gone Col. Kurtz!"

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