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A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.
"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."
When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.
Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch
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One word prayer said when you are thankful for someone else's swagger.
She turned around in that beautiful black dress and I had no choice but to swag bless. Then Alex threw up all over her shoes but she was cool with it cause it was food poisoning.
"She says she's not pressing charges cause the guy's a perfert"
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When you laugh at your friend's jokes while they laugh at yours.
"Bring beers, weed and humor. We're gonna have a sick circle joke at the cabin this weekend"
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When someone laughs directly at a woman's anus then turns and directly laughs at her vagina. For no reason.
"Pretty ladies, are you here? Chuckle butter on your vagina. Cuddle buddies on the low."
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