Brisbane

A very small town in the suburbs of San Francisco, California about two minutes away from Daly City. This town is full of white boys who a) think they are cholos, b) wish they were cholos, and c) give cholos a bad name. On the whole, there is only one sexy man, who is the only true cholo, even if he is a nino mimado.

Never date a guy from Brisbane.

"Hey, that white kid has a really squeaky voice, rides his scooter round town, says 'fuck' every three seconds, sags his pants, failed Spanish, and still attempts to speak it in a derogatory manner!"

"Wow, he must be from BRISBANE!"

-or-

"Ay! Look at papi!"

"Yeah, the only one in BRISBANE."

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