virginest

Someone who is the most virginy one can be: extraordinarily ‘pure,’ a super virgin— in a literal sense, and in the sense that they are inept when it comes to sexual knowledge; they have also never watched porn (adjective used in the same manner as the descriptors “greatest” and “best”)

Person: “I don’t look away during the lewd scenes of Game of Thrones... am I still the virginest?”

Sweet Stack

Term of endearment. Noun. Comes from renowned short stack of pancakes. “Sweet” is endearing, alliteration is endearing and pancakes are endearing, fluffy, delicious and associated with good times. Use for someone who’s endearing, fluffy, delicious and/ or associated with good times.

Friend: you seem to be in a better place now than before. What’s been going on?
Me: it’s become my nightly routine to canoodle with any neighborhood stray cat that’ll allow me. It’s been really uplifting. Real sweet stacks, they are!