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When your girlfriend/wife is on her period but youre both too drunk/horny/repulsive to care so you have sex anyway.
Last valentines day my girlfriend was on her period, so we planned to have a quiet night in, but after two bottles of wine we just decided to go with the flow
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A measurement of a persons ability to get back up again once they have been knocked down.
I have high Chumbawamics. I get knocked down but I get up again.
When a girl is beautiful but something in her facial expressions reveal the ugly soul within
That girl is hot to trot!
You fool, cant you see shes ugliful?
Pretty in pictures, annoying from a distance, scary up close.
1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
A tight pen used to keep cattle immobile while they receive injections etc.
Girl :"Heres a picture of my crush"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"
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Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.
Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.