jackie chan

World's g-r-eatest movie stah

Slitch

One half slut and one half bitch.

Did you see that girl at the bar last night?What a freakin slitch!

pompatus

my fantasy lover, my everything

From the Medallions 1954 song "The Letter" and the Steve Miller 1973 song "The joker"

Also spelled puppetutes

I speak of the pompatus of love