killer quads

When the quadricep muscles on a female are so large, firm, and muscular that you can't resist the urge to grab one. Usually accompanied by a great big luscious ass.

"Damn, all them track girls must do their squats, because they all got killer quads and round bouncy booties."

Madden Blowjob

The act of receiving oral sex on your penis from a female while simultaneously playing a Madden NFL video game, preferably on a PS4. Can also include gargling of the testicles, but this is only suggested and not required.

"Dude, I scored 69 points while getting a Madden Blowjob last night."

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queef disbelief

This phenomenon occurs when a female queefs so loud during sex or masturbation that everyone involved just gives up on whatever they're doing to stare in awe at the vibrating beef flaps.

We all stopped in queef disbelief and stared at Brianna after she let one rip.

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seminal valve

The tube located in a man or hermaphrodite's penis from which the white glory bursts forth, usually accompanied by grunting and or moaning sounds of pleasure.

Caleb prodded his seminal valve with a toothpick and exploded on it with his hot, sticky love juice.