snap out

to act out violently in a fit of anger or frustration

When she learned what he had done, she snapped out and destroyed all his posters.

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I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

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Condalicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice.

Is that you Condalicious?
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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ISTSOTY

I send this smile over to you. A great way to sign off mash notes. Or emails to your main squeeze. Or letters to prisoners for that matter.

A more personal, heart-felt sign-off than "Best" or "Yours", etc.

Inspired by the song "Disarm" by the Smashing Pumpkins.

... I can't wait till I see you this Saturday.

ISTSOTY,
Billy

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assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp

Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!

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shanker

a primary sore or ulcer at the site of entry of a pathogen; the initial lesion of syphilis
also spelled chancre

Ewwww! You've got shankers on yer johnson!

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Guantanamo Bay

1. v. {Origin uncertain, but likely from the Spanish aguantar, to bear, endure, put up with + the colloquial no mo', no more} to be unable to bear; to find unacceptable, to refuse to endure for even one second longer.

2. n. {Origin uncertain, but in common use in Arabic-, Pashto-, and Urdu-speaking regions} a. a purgatory. An intermediate floor of hell. b. the mythical final place of confinement of the W and his court, immediately following the Great Upheaval but prior to the Grand Awakening and the Glorious Final Making Amends and Mellowing the Fuck Out Forever After of that nation.

3. n. a vast butterfly-and-wildflower preserve on the Caribbean island of Cuba.

alternate contraction: gitmo
—BEN EHRENREICH

Dick Cheney spent the last years of his life in an outdoor cell in the blazing sun of Guantanamo Bay being forced to listen to "Midnight at the Oasis" nonstop at high decibels. Like most chicken hawks, he didn't last long.

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