doublewide

a manufactured house; formerly known as a mobile home - about 20-feet wide

The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.

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SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

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hep

a cool southern way to pronounce "help" favoured by soul singers. This spelling is becoming popular on internet message boards.

"Somebody hep me please!"
James Brown

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femivore

Women who have veered from the work force into raising chickens, growing vegetables, and canning. A DYI locavore

My femivore friends may never do more than dabble in backyard farming - keeping a couple of chickens, some rabbits, maybe a beehive or two - but they're still transforming the definition of homemaker.
—New York Times, Mar 14, 2010

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flexitarian

some one who essentially eats just vegetables (as well as fish, eggs & milk) who's not too uptight about eating meat ocaisionally as a matter of convenience; a lenient vegetarian

Rather than offend his hosts, he ate a good-sized portion of the spaghetti a la carbonara they offered rather than making a meal out of salad, bread & dessert. Why go hungry? I'm a flexitarian.

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ticked off

upset,angry,annoyed

can also be used as a verb (see below)

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
*>ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)

He's still ticked off about the election of 2000.

These *#%$! referees really tick me off.

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mile a minute

1. acting rapidly in a highly agitated way

2. 60 miles per hour

Stop talking a mile a minute and calm down.

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