Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.
a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
The prosecutors got beat like a fat kid stealing lunches.
awesome, count me in, let's go
put a strong accent on "there"
Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented.
What McDonald's was striving for and disasterously missed with their I'm lovin it slogan, an anagram that can be rearranged to form 'ailing vomit'
You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? I'm THERE dude.
Bad + attitude. Sometimes pronounced baaaditude.
In the workplace, baditude describes someone with serious authority issues or an apathic, disrespectful or slacker-ish attitude.
Goofus spends half his time dissing the boss behinds his back for micromanaging. When Goofus is out, we gossip about his latest screed and dissect his personality and baditude.
Miss Baditude: They don’t pay me enough to smile at the customers.
Diane: Grrl, you’ve got baditude!
A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.
Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.
Bondage and discipline
"So what are your experiences and skills?"
"Oh the usual - B'n D, leather, whippings, spanking ..."
"Oh good..we definitely need a dominatrix here. Your hired!"
The non-slang zoning term for an infill Hummer house that grossly outsizes its neighbors built on the site of a teardown.
The Planning Commission approved the Bulky House zoning changes.