frigid

freak out when some one bumps your arm

totally awkward all around
thinks any touch (accidental or on purpose) is SO sexual
gets NO action

Conor: and when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me.
Kayla: boii! you so frigid!

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Carlos

A sexual eater known to lick his ketchup off his burger while thinking sexy thougths about his wifey. Caressing every crevice of the meat patty with his manly, muscular tongue, making sure no part is left unsatisfied.

dude. did you see that guy? he just ate it up like a carlos!

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