Purple Ronnie

When an erect penis is put through the middle of a MacDonalds Breakfast Bagel and your partner eats it.

A full fat purple ronnie is the above, but with added cum on top (glazed).

I feel well fat after scoffing down a few purple ronnies this morning. Had some hash browns too.

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Fest

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.

"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"

Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!

My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.