Collin

The name of a man where just the mention of his name will make the normal mortal throw up pure gold. His presence can even arouse the most majestic beasts because of his blonde flowing mane. He is a man of men and when you see him you get that feeling like when you witness a mouse giving birth to a rainbow. Some women only dream of him because looking at him can cause blindness or reproductive system pain. ;)

Girl: Yesterday I saw a dove carrying a buffalo...while flying...while receiving anal...it was...
Dude: What did it feel like?
Girl: It felt like looking at a Collin...

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