spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people wonât like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: âhurry the fuck up, we gotta goâ
max: âmy bad bro iâm joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?â
sam: âno one gives a fuck what you wear, youâre being irrationalâ