lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

Taint town

1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant

If you have ever been to Taint town, then you know what the full scrotum is

effie (FV)

Female Viagra

Did you take your effie (FV) , because I'm horny and I think you should go cowgirl.

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slushy kitty

a cold, wet, pussy (from the beverage of choice in the Canadian animated series "Wampos Bay")

In Maine, you would be lucky to get a slushy kitty. (from the beverage of choice in the Canadian animated series "Wampos Bay")

grizzle dump

Grizzle dump - when a person dumps on an amazing moment by making it more lame than it actually is.

So when I tried to tell the DJ to play my favorite song he grizzle dumped on my choice.

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p p beer

Any local (cheap) beer or ale that is at an event or party, usually brought by someone not invited (named for Pawtucket Patriot Ale from Family Guy)

Albert wanted some decent brew, but had to settle for p p beer

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full scrotum

1.Anything that hits you in the face unexpectedly
2.Literally, a ball sack in your face (named for the great French writer, Honoré de Balzac)

1. Yes he loved slapstick, but this creampie was the full scrotum
2. If you are in Taintown, then you know what a full scrotum is

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