Sarai

If your name is Sarai, you are like sunshowers and sour patch kids. Sarai has the brightest smile and the scariest voices. When I'm looking for a well-thought perspective on anything, Sarai is the perfect person to go to. She is the perfect example of an empathic scientist, which is a gift to be given in one's lifetime. She is a patient friend who naturally protects and cares for others, while learning to protect and care for herself. If you aren't multi-faceted and epicurean, you're not a Sarai.

Me: Hey Sarai, do you remember when you could just buy a Lisa Frank book at the dollar store?
Sarai: Yessss, I loved Lisa Frank!! It sucks that it's so hard to get ahold of now :(( Let's look for it?
Me: OOOO! Do you remember the journals they had with the changing sequins?
Sarai: OMG yes! They did it better than anyone has in the last 12 years

*fangirl and sigh with nostalgia*

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Jay

This is a real genuine creature that pulls off that androgynous look like its her fuckin job. She's an extremely nice person, but never to herself. She immediately helps everyone around her but then convinces herself she does it because she thinks they'll hate her if she doesn't. Jay is extremely smart, responsible, and likable. She has a sweet face with bright eyes, contrasted with dark outfits. You know Jays are queer as fuck, and also trauma-informed as fuck. If you're a Jay that is under 20, be at least this good by the time you're 20. She is literally my hero and everyone would fall in love with this mofo if they spent like three days with them. But, she hates men. Fuck men. Thank you.

Me: Hey Jay, can I have a hug? I've been feeling like shit.
Jay: Of course! Do you want me to make food or clean up your room to help you feel better?
Me: Omg no I love you come here you dumb bitch
Jay: Yeah whatever
*hugs*