pickle fingers

A deformed or grossly thick set of fingers, resembling pickles. Used to describe the limited mobility of such deformed fingers or the poor flexibility or dexterity of normally-developed fingers, such as in poorly-coordinated individuals. Typically used to describe clumsy people or persons unable to play the piano.

Jim: "Tim, please pick up that dime."
Tim: "Can't, man, I got pickle fingers".

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