blowing spackle

aggressively violent diarrhea

The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.

trucker ball

When your nut bag is stuck to the side of your leg. Generally during a road trip.

I had to get off the freeway cause of a gnarly case of trucker ball.

Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

4👍 1👎

mexican marbles

Small, hard, round, turds,

Appearance is similar to poo colored marbles.
Used in thirdworld countries such as mexico in lieu of expensive glass marbles.

Ouch That Carne asada burrito gave me a serious case of the Mexican Marbles.

You think little Jimmy wants my Mexican Marbles for Christmas.

10👍 3👎

Speed Seeing

Ultra efficiently viewing, seeing, experiencing and enjoying sights.

During a day in Yosemite the Speed Seeing Couple was able to experience 3 days worth of sights by not lollygagging. Blasting past each tourist filled stop.