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Steve: Just copped a poor man's ferrari for $900!
Andrew: Nice!
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a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.
Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!
A racial slur for the Vietnamese. A phonetic portmanteau of "Vietnamese" and "Niggers".
"Damn vinegars taking our jobs. They cost twice as much as the Chinese, too!"
"I jacked off in my hand and made a fistful of knuckle children"
when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.
one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
the act of eating 50 eggs, then doing 100 pushups immediately after. vomiting disqualifies you.
based on Gaston from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast", who notably ate five dozen eggs.
Peter: "Ryan just went full Gaston Mode last night; the dude is ripped now."
Justin: "The madman! I couldn't get past 36 eggs without throwing up."
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