Llama

A person whose eyes are further apart from each other than the normal person's eyes. This causes the person to look like a llama. Llamas can be spotted from a mile away.

Joe: Damn, did u see dat grl over der her body hot as fire.
Leo: Bro, look at her face, she is a straight up llama.

Brittany: Omg, I was facebook stalking my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother the other day and he is the biggest llama I have ever seen.

Lizzy: Omg yeah, like totes llama of the century.

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