Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.