Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake

My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples

Holy Shit

When a priest goes to poop, and after the shit gets out of his/her ass, it becomes holy, a holy shit.

My mom wanted to poop, she is a priest, she went to poop, as the shit went down the sink it became a holy shit

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