Doris

Doris is a confused turkey/bird/ostrich that can’t decide which one it wants to be. On the other hand, they are very good listeners but can’t ever focus on one thing for too long. If you’re dating a Doris, it has to be some kind of miracle that they either got over their social anxiety to ask you out, or they didn’t freeze up saying yes.

We still have 20 minutes until lunch, how did Doris manage to get by the teacher without her noticing?

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