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Black Eyed Peas

oh yes, black eyed peas, formerly known as The Black Eyed Peas. The current members are Will.i.am, Apl.de.Ap and Taboo; and one of the former members is Fergie, which took the "The" with her when she Fergied (i.e. Zayned) and left the group with "BEP"

This group is amazing, their songs are amazing
that's all I have to say luvs

person 1: have you heard The Time by Black Eyed Peas?
person 2: Yesss, its legit my favourite group

by marielsitaa June 30, 2020


Olivia

some ones link her to a name, others like me link her to... exactly, one direction. since no one is talking about the second Olivia, I'll tell you more, if you know/like a girl called Olivia, tell her "I live for you I long for you" or simply send her this link: www . youtube . com / watch?v = tNYce3AoplE (remove the spaces obv), you're welcome

Harry Styles: is Olivia even a person? an emotion? is she a place? we don't know

by marielsitaa June 23, 2020


oldie lover

an oldie lover, no, doesnt love sugar daddy, they love old songs (considered old as today) like *nsync or backstreet boys, queen, ub40, the beatles, bon Jovi, aerosmith or others, I mean who doesn't? they're also used to people saying their music taste is bad and that songs are boring and they only piss off a little. they also learn modern songs and they like them (this happens mostly in gen z , but rather listening to oldies. an oldie lover is one of the best kinds of people in the world, so become their friend and appreciate them

not-so-cool person: i mean, bon jovi is really overrated but mostly is more horrible than digging 3 hours and only find paper
gen z: ok and?
gen z girl's bff: arent you going to kill her for insulting you?
gen z: no, it's ok, I'm used to, I'm an oldie lover

by marielsitaa June 24, 2020


Bruno Mars

oh yes, the Bruno Mars. I mean who can hate him? it's simple, no one; in fact, if you hate him and say "you like Queen, the Beatles, Shawn Mendes or related" (only if you hate him) but it's contradictory. He may not be extremely hot like Shawn Mendes or Paul McCartney, but he has talent like them... even you have a song for each specific situation! also, he will bring you (if you're gen z) childhood nostalgia

boy 1: bro how do I tell my girl (who wants to leave me) I still love her?
boy 2: bro airdrop or send her the link for it will rain, you know, that song from Bruno mars!

boy: so... how can I tell my crush I like her?
girl: simply sing just the way you are, the success rate is 90%, I cant guarantee that though

California gurls: heyyyyy, were going to tell our parents we today we don't feel like doing anything

their best friends: they will understand if you pull an "I just want to lay in my bed"
the gurls: ayeeee following Bruno Mars, that's an epic win

by marielsitaa June 23, 2020


Zayn

noun: former
verb: to leave

noun: i found out there's a Zayn member on UB40 and another Zayn on Black Eyed Peas
verb: girl: come fast and pick me up from my boyfriend's house my parents are coming!

her bff: dw but go out fast, we gotta Zayn before they discover you

by marielsitaa June 24, 2020