Marines

Marines are a department of the navy...the men's department. Better than the army. Marines does the shit, army steps in it, airforce smells it, navy watches it, national guard eats it.

Guy 1: "Wow...the job actually got done."

Guy 2: "That's because a marine did it."

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ghetto-way booty

An extremely large, usually flabby, saggy, or otherwise unattractive rear on a woman. Generally found on morbidly-obese females, and easily confused by those unexperienced at tagging ass.

"Yo, check out the ghetto booty on her!"
"Dude, she's a porker. That ain't a ghetto booty...that's a ghetto-WAY booty!"

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ghetto booty

Large, round, firm hindquarters,generally associated with, but not limited to the african american female. Also, a good place to set one's beer while engaged in the doggystyle position. Not to be confused with ghetto-way booty.

Yo, check out the ghetto booty on her!

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blackaneesse

to take parts of lots of broken things and then make one working thing. to bodge. to improvise.

listen to piece of shit car by adam sandler. his cars been blackaneesed

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The Coleman Theorem

A very powerful theorem, especially for math, created by Ms. Coleman. It involves complex steps such as flipping to the back of the book, looking up the chapter and problem, then copying down the answer onto your paper.

"Ms. Coleman, how do you do #31?"
"Check the back of the book."

The Coleman Theorem at its finest.

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What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.

In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o

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flatter-blatter

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out

ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again

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