Gin

What you drink if you have absolutely no beer, wine, rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, bourbon or any other form of alcoholic beverage and ONLY if it was given to you for free. Made from the berries of the juniper bush (my new least favorite plant) Gin can cause sudden onset depression and a deep hatred for the British in those trying to consume more than just a couple tiny sips of it. Gin can be made slightly better with the addition of tonic water, another exceptional drink from the British.

Me: "Dude i think some British guy pissed in this bottle of gin"
Other guy: "Nah man thats just the gin"

"I fucking hate gin"

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