happydar

The radar transmission in your ex's brain where the moment you are happy, and over them, a signal goes off in their brain to contact you and ruin everything.

Julie: today is the day my exes contact me.
Marisa: heh?
Julie: my ex matt called me last night
Julie: and my ex derek IMed me
Julie: neither i ever talk to
Marisa: of course
Marisa : they have happydar
Marisa: if ur not miserable over them
Marisa: they know it

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talk to the hand

Talk to the hand is used when someone has information to tell you, but you are just not interested in hearing it. Almost another way of saying "shut up".

Talk to the hand because the face don't wanna hear it...

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deg

a word that can replace any adjective; good or bad. usually good, depending in the speakers tone of voice.

that was completely deg

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mooch

a person who goes around and just takes from other people

girl-do you buy your lunch?
boy-no, i just go around and mooch

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butterface

A girl who has a good body, but an ugly face.

That girl looks good... everything butterface.

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keezer

Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.

Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.

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