Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

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February 30th

Meaning non-existant, false, or not going to happen.

We can go on a date on February 30th.

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October 4th

National lotion appreciation day.

I cant wait for October 4th

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September 7th

National "Make out with your family" day! Today's the day to show you parents how much you really love them :))

Mom, dad, can we make out this September 7th?

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February 22

National make someone's day day :)

I'm so excited for February 22nd, I will make everyone's day.

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August 24th

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

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Easter Buddy

A title to give your friends on easter.

Will you be my easter buddy?