facrastinatine

|fa-CRAS-tih-nuh-tine| adj. When an assignment is done late and hastily but, despite this, turns out fantastic, it is said to be facrastinatine.

I bought some poster board on the way to school, bullshitted the whole project during lunch, and the teacher gave me an A+. It turned out facrastinatine.

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UOI

Opposite of an IOU. Usually delivered more forcefully.

Yeah, he still owed me $50 so some buddies and I gave him a UOI.

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Pokemon paranoia

The suspicion that anyone on their phone outdoors is playing PoGo.

"Hey, you playing Pokemon?"
"Not me..."
--Pokemon paranoia claims another victim

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