smell a cigarette

Inhaling second hand smoke while having a conversation with someone who is smoking while not actually smoking yourself.

Person One: "I'm going to go smoke a cigarette."
Person Two: "I've got to talk to you, I'll go outside and smell a cigarette with you."

Or

Person One: "Dave's outside smelling a cigarette with the landlord."

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Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.

"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."

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