shave the brain

Holding your scrotum in you fist so the testicles are squeezed tight making them look like a veiney brain and then proceeding to shave the hair off of them

Dude, I had a date with a smoking chick last night, I had to o make sure to shave the brain before I met up with her because she looked like she gives hummers

fridgemas decoration

Noun;

Food in the fridge that no one is going to eat and has no purpose left other than to decorate the inside of the fridge

Are you kids going to eat any more of the meatloaf or had it become a fridgemas decoration