oral velvet

The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.

Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?
Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!

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retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.

Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"

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