komodo dragon

A nasty fart inherited in a martial art type manner in which the result of the flatulence is directed towards a foe.

Kyle: "Did John just walk over and komodo dragon on you?"
Ben" Yeah, it was really fucking disgusting."

lem

ghetto way of saying the word "eleven".

Shaquan: "Yo, you wan head to sem-lem later?"
Darq-quiesha: "Naw, I gotta bring my lil nigga to lementary school."

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mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.

Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.