melons

a wonderful catagory of fruit.

includes:

watermelons

cantalupes

and many others

mmmm melons are great.

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Life

an absolutley delicious cereal

get me a bowl of life up in here!!

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jack lawrence

the bass player from the raconteurs, blanche, and the greenhornes. see little jack.

jack lawrence is my hero.

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todd barry

an extreamly good looking stand-up comedian.

STUFF HES DONE:

STAND UP ON TELEVISION
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry - 1/2 hour special
Last Call with Carson Daly
Jimmy Kimmel Live
USO Comedy Tour - (Comedy Central)

ANIMATED TELEVISION
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist - Todd, The Video Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Romulox
Space Ghost, Coast-To-Coast - guest
Shorties Watching Shorties
Hey Monie - Kazumi
Saddle Rash - Kitty the Kid
Home Movies - Clerk
O'Grady - Janitor, Dave, The Fly
Squidbillies - Dr. Bug
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil - Ethan

OTHER TELEVISION
Wonder Showzen - Barold T. Mosely
Sesame Street - 7
Lucky Louie - Todd
Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase - roaster
Chappelle's Show - Paul
The Larry Sanders Show - Keith
Spin City - Doug
Sex and the City - Ordinary Guy
Contest Searchlight - himself
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn - regular panelist
Sundance Film Festival Live - Co-host - (Sundance Channel, 1999)
Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - (Food Network)

RADIO
The Howard Stern Show

FESTIVALS
Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Edinburgh, UK (2004)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - Australia (2004)
Vancouver International Comedy Festival
Just for Laughs Festival - Montreal (1994, 2003, 2006)
Brighton Comedy Festival - Brighton, UK (2003)
Big Night of Comedy - Den Haag, NL (2003)
Cat Laughs Festival - Kilkenny, IRE (2001)
U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Aspen (1998, 2000)
Chicago Comedy Festival (1999)

AWARDS
2003 IT STANDUP - Entertainment Weekly IT List
2003 Nightlife Awards - Outstanding Male Standup Comedian
1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, Aspen - Jury Award - Stand Up

i am completly in love with todd barry and his balding head.

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lafayette

1. wicked cool place

2. a white stripes song: lafayette blues

1. dude!!!! lets go to lafayette!!

2. dude, lafayette blues is my FAVORITE song!!

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lazy sack

somebody who is a lazy ballsack.

hence, lazy sac...made popular by jim gaffigan

meg: can you go get me that?
jack: no...its too far away....
meg: you LAZY SACK!!

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lawn gnome

something that is almost as creepy as clowns

i really dislike lawn gnomes

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