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when you put whipped cream or other ice cream toppings on a penis then have someone lick it off
guy:that ben and jerrys special felt so cold but so gooooood
girl:i know
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when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask
my girlfriends pussy still hurts
from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask
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when you put tabasco on your balls then put them in a girls gaping mouth
my girlfriend loves me now
why?
because i combined her favorite sauce and tea bagging
what do you call this glorious invention?
tabasco balls
Taking lsd and mushrooms at the same time
Homie 1: yo I was so fucked up fungus dripping last night.
Homie 2 : I told you bro that shrooms n acid was a killer combo
The act of taking lsd and mushrooms togethers
Bro: yo I was so fucked when I was fungus dripping last night
Homie: I know man I saw u losing your shit earlier