Vivianism

An unintentionally hilarious phrase or neologism spoken by a girl named Vivian that instantly derails any conversation into uncontrollable laughter. Vivianisms are born spontaneously, with full confidence, often taking a sharp detour from conventional speech by playing with the boundaries of language to create something new and iconic. Examples include gems like "It's not me, it's you" or referring to artists on Spotify as "streamers of sound." These linguistic masterpieces are delivered with such earnestness that you can’t help but admire the genius. A vivianism isn’t just a phrase—it’s a moment, a vibe, a whole mood.

"What am I kidding?" (We don't know what, who, or where she's kidding, all we know is a classic vivianism was just born.

"I'm feeling a little... darish!" (It sounds like Vivian meant to say "daring" but gave it a quirky, almost whimsical twist, coining a brand new adjective on the spot that captures the essence of a vivianism: confident, slightly off-kilter, and entirely endearing.)