snowpiercer

The name you are legally allowed to bestow on your penis after you have sex with an albino.

Me and the Snowpiercer are going back to that albino club tonight to see if we can pierce any more snow.

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Bed Yahtzee

Literally, playing Yahtzee in bed, although often confused as a metaphor for sexual activity.

My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.