Nineteen

Follows eighteen on the number line, comes before twenty.

One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.

Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.


Friend: Dude! You're nineteen now!
Birthday Boy: Yeah. But what's exciting about that? You can't do anything when you're nineteen or twenty. So I have nothing to look forward to next year.

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November

The month following October in which Americans celebrate Thanksgiving.

Boy: When is Thanksgiving, dad?
Dad: It's in November, son.
Boy: What month are we in now?
Dad: October.
Boy: So next month is Thanksgiving?
Dad: Correct.

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