Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

3👍 8👎

Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

17👍 21👎