Fakebooker

A very false and usually pretentious person who adds people to their Facebook friends list regardless of whether they know and like them or not, in a pathetic attempt to boost themselves up a "social network hierarchy" that exists only in their heads. Essentially its no more then a desperate plea to feel loved, needed and important.

"She's got like a thousand friends on facebook, man what a fakebooker."

"A thousand friends on Facebook?! Not one would take a bullet in the ass for him though! What a fakebooker!"

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Chris Browned

To smash up someones face.

1) After for example, 12 rounds with Mike Tyson: "Man, you got soooo Chris Browned "
2) "You better shut the funk up or I'll Chris Brown you".

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