stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

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massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column

"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"

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Netflix and chill

When two consenting adults choose to allow their tempers to abate while watching Aziz Ansari on Netflix. This usually occurs after a heated dispute, necessitating a "cool down" period.

John: FUCK YOU, WHITE TRASH WHORE!

Jane: YOU ALWAYS SIDE WITH THE NEOSUPREMECIST PHARMACOLOGY PATENT INTEREST GROUPS!

John: Okay, look, let's just agree to disagree, and take some time to calm down. Netflix and chill?

Jane: I'll get the condoms.

John: I'll get the peanut butter!

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great column

A man with a large or especially long penis.

"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."

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